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Things to Say to a Cucky when he gets naked.....
Because of course he doesn't measure up

  • "Ahh, it's cute."
  • "I'm sorry."
  • "Who circumcised you?"
  • "Why don't we just cuddle?"
  • "You know they have surgery to fix that."
  • "It's more fun to laugh at."
  • "Wow, and your feet are so big."
  • "My last boyfriend was 4" bigger."
  • "It's OK, I can pretend it's really good."
  • "Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?"
  • "Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh."
  • (giggle and point)
  • "Can I be honest with you?"
  • "Let me go get my tweezers."
  • "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."
  • "Thanks, I needed a toothpick."
  • "Are you one of those pygmies?"
  • "Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?"
  • "All right, a treasure hunt!"
  • "I didn't know they came that small."
  • "Why is God punishing you (or ME for that matter)?"
  • "At least this won't take long."
  • "Let's just stick with your hand."
  • "Do you need a splint to prop that up."
  • "How interesting..."
  • "I never saw one like that before."
  • "But it still works right?"
  • "I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick."
  • "Maybe it looks better in natural light."
  • "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
  • "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?"
  • "Let me know when you're done."
  • "Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident."
  • "Aww, it's hiding."
  • "Are you cold?"
  • "What is that?"
  • "Does this run in your family?"
  • "I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry."
  • "Were you neutered?"
  • "It's a good thing you have so many other talents."
  • "Does it come with an air pump?"
  • "So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality."
  • "Where are the puppet strings?"
  • "Deep throat? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!"
  • "Can you get this pencil out of me now?"
  • "Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!"
  • "Don't hold back."
  • "Nevermind, why bother?"




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